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davidisbeyonce:

Mom.. Baby.. Where do Dads come from?

(via thelostpirate)


thelostpirate:

what if our fingers were made of celery


sheskachan:

eleanorjanestyle:

i’ve got 99 problems and they’re all due monday

of last week

(via to-wanderland)


fuks:

take a shot everytime a drunk girl can’t find her purse 


rrosehobart:

Schule Hertha Feist, Berlin, 1926
: bbf.dipf.de



layinthefire:

Tremors by `kevissimo

peclro:

a Christian pizza parlor named Jesus Crust

(via child0findigo)



  • people: so do you have a boyfriend?
  • me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

prince-rylie:

being a human is weird because you cannot crawl on walls or fly you can only stand and do taxes

(via shutup-greg)