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trillow:

my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised

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rnioda:

*stabs you in the chest* why are u screaming i said april fools wtf calm down

(via thelostpirate)



whorville:

A great way to break the ice is by smashing it with the heads of your enemies

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yugoslavic:

i had no idea this site cost 1.1 billion i bet its because of my blog 

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